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Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))
Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife
by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018
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Co-Friends

A human that worked with another human
Back when we were co-friends, I liked what you had to say.
by Chance_McGillicutty May 6, 2021
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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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convenience friend

Being a convenience friend means that you are always someone's last option if they have absolutely no one else to hang out with and nothing to do. When fun stuff is planned they will usually leave you out. You may also find that you are always be the one reaching out to make hangout arrangements. Occasionally the other person may call or text you first but this is rare. This is usually only done at times when money is scarce in order to assess whether you have anything of value which they can mooch off of you.
Bob: "I called Dave to see if he wanted to hangout, but he said he's busy at work even though its Sunday, which is weird because I could've swore I heard a party and laughter in the background. Guess I'm his convenience friend."
by Bob54886555 August 27, 2023
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Positive Friend

The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.
girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."
by thatpositiveperson November 28, 2020
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Friends

Person: Hey, let's be friends!
You: But I'm a person who doesn't have any personality, humour, charm or wit to even satisfy or make anyone laugh, how are we supposed to be friends?
Person: Don't worry, I don't exist.
by Idris the Sexy January 20, 2021
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True friend

Some one who always hot your back and never turns you he/she or them love you with all you heart no matter what
by NHJB November 17, 2020
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