John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend
by Josval2 December 18, 2019
Get the Best friendmug. A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))
by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018
Get the Friendmug. when two people who don’t want a relationship, but still want all the best parts of one, make a pact to remain just friends but exclusively for each other
Boy: “So I can’t hang out with other girls?”
Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”
Boy: “Ah man”
Girl: “No, we aren’t dating but we are exclusive. Call us exclusive just friends”
Boy: “Ah man”
by ButWhatAreWe? July 26, 2022
Get the exclusive just friendsmug. Straight up tooken, if it ain't yo freshest Jordans being stripped off yo thugish feet then, then it's some Velcro crested purse snatcher trying to get yo girls purse. Can't have that tho.. I'm down to 4 baby momas now. Shits cutting into my money flow.... Ya digg????
hey buddy . Can I get a ride to my truck this morning from my house ... Money's tight.... hopefully your my pal and won't take advantage of me like a ROTTEN FRIEND!
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that
by Being nigged April 30, 2022
Get the Rotten friendmug. Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2022
Get the Friendsmug. January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
Get the National give your friend's money back daymug. If someone were to say they had an "Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend" it would mean that the two were beyond friends, even beyond best friends. It would mean that these to people like each other. In other words, these people are sus. Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends are typically of the same gender and usually two boys. However, they could be two people of another gender as well.
Guy #1: "Man, Zach and Jesus used to be Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, I don't know what happened."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."
by Some Weird Random Dude December 21, 2021
Get the Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friendmug.