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don't tase me, bro

Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....
"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"
by osibisa November 21, 2007
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pick me girl

by brakpansletkettie July 12, 2021
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Get Wit Me!

Verb phrase: The same as saying goodbye or Later to someone at the end of a conversation.
Dude A: Aye man, I'm a talk to you later.
Dude B: Aight son, Get Wit Me!
by BlackRonin357 May 24, 2007
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You gotta be Kaeding me!

Expression used by Chargers fans whenever Nate Kaeding misses a field goal in the playoffs.
Nate Kaeding just missed another one...

Chargers fan: You gotta be Kaeding me!
by Idiot-Finder2 January 18, 2010
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are you trying to fly on me

equivalent of "smoke"; to make fun of; to embarrass
"Dude, you tried grabbing my girlfriend's butt! Are you trying to fly on me?"
by mah-mah January 5, 2008
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give me my earnings

what you say when you're owed money from the pot in a game of 'Screw Your Neighbor', even though you're still like 50 bucks in debt
(Magecks wins the game):
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)
by magecks October 20, 2008
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fuck me with an aids dick

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.
In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"
by rytola April 12, 2014
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