Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.
Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!
by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Friendmug. Fake friend: I'll be right back ok?
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
You: Ok.
Fake friend: What a loser, she/he doesn't know that they are being used. She is just a Fake friend.
by .･maru･. May 26, 2020
Get the Fake friendmug. Zishen: hey yo guys stoppp
Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz
Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure
That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
Friends: just watch some memes with us plzzzzz
Zishen *makes sure at least one friend is doing work* yea sure
That one friend: 🤨 seriously guys
*later*
That one friend: *reluctantly puts all of the group's names at the end of the video*
Teacher: alr guys time to present your videos
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyy look it's ours
That one friend: (in mind) oh no I didn't do good enough I needed more time I didn't need those idiots in my group I regret joining their group
Their video: *is good enough to be presented to the entire year*
Zishen and the rest of the group: Ayyyyyy!
That one friend: Nooooooooo
by Quaxelia May 1, 2023
Get the That one friendmug. Fake bitches that will leave you sooner or later, dont fuck with em, be with yourself, enjoy yourself in bed of course and yes. Have fun with yourself.
by Zyneex September 10, 2018
Get the Friendsmug. A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.
Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship
by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023
Get the situation-friends- with- benefits-shipmug. it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her
by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022
Get the gay best friendmug. “Boy-dash-friend” A boy that’s a friend in an exclusive casual relationship. Think of it as a loose tooth hanging by a couple gum strands.
Sydney: hey girl, has max met your parents yet?
Rachel: hell no, he’s my boy-friend not my boyfriend
Rachel: hell no, he’s my boy-friend not my boyfriend
by bluecollargypsy September 20, 2021
Get the Boy-Friendmug.