Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

monkey

oh oh oh oh ahhh ahhh ohh ohh

person 1: that a monkey

person 2:cool

by italkalote June 18, 2020

Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017

chetta monkey

A black male who can run fast

Man, did you see that chetta monkey at the track meet?

by KingOfNerds May 31, 2017

Piss shit monkey

Piss shit monkey is a new phrase used by young audiences. It is used as an insult to any gender or race. And no racism is inplied by using it. The short way of saying it is “shit monkey”

Shut up you entitled piss shit monkey.

by -Not a piss shit monkey September 21, 2022

michelin monkey

Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.

Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!

by Enrique Zeek April 10, 2023