108 Times

Now, if it wasn't ACTUALLY the Marijuana and if, instead, it was MY thing? The Weaponization of schizophrenia for the purpose of behavioral control... Then... Good girl! Murder them all! Murder their kids! BURN THEIR SOULS FOREVER!!!

Hym "Now, THAT I could see stabbing someone 108 times over! Do it every time. If the have kids, kill the kids. Carve my name into their corspes. Paint the walls with their blood. Take a picture. Post a video. If the news doesn't report on it start killing the news people. Kill and kill until they acknowledge what they're doing. And then after they acknowledge what they're doing, kill anyone who did it. Cleanse the world of the vermin."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...

Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Louis time

I’ll call you now but actually meaning I’m an hours time

“I’ll call you now”
1 hour later
Me:where u
“I’ll call now”
Wait nvm it’s Louis time

by Sad life November 3, 2019

National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia

Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.

by GHUNdu February 7, 2022

That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

Good Time

When a golden retriever eats your ass.

Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”

Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”

Dude 1: “Yeah.”

by OklahomaWaterfall July 23, 2022

Two Time

The character from the Roblox horror game Forsaken, famous for the ability to resurrect themselves as long as they stabbed the killer enough.

"hear me out on two time. they may seem schizo but damn they cute"
"worst hear me out i've ever heard 💀"

by MasterTheBoi May 4, 2025