by IrphanMcGee February 07, 2017
Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Definition:
A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.
It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).
From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.
Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.
Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.
Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.
Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.
by ramen connoisseur January 30, 2025
This is to identify those that do this in the youtube comments which were originally made for actual comments on or for the video. Not irrelevant bullshit that has nothing to do with the said video.
Someone who begs for likes and tries to sound relatable so you can like their comment. This definition caters to the youtube comment section in particular. Some people do this ironically to make fun of actual like whores.
User 1: Leave a like on this comment if you are listening to this in (Insert current year).
User 2: Can you stop being a like whore? It's annoying and repetitive.
User 1: Leave a like on this comment if you are listening to this in (Insert current year).
User 2: Can you stop being a like whore? It's annoying and repetitive.
by Big Black Clam November 19, 2017
Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).
Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.
by leo341 May 19, 2011
by I like usernames July 31, 2017
When a person fellatiates four of your five fingers at a fancy dinner table preferably. Dirty yes but not a thumbsucker, not a woman that can fit a fist in her mouth, but the woman you CAN bring home to mother.
Four-Score-Whore and seven years ago I knew the woman who became your mother would be my wife...uh first wife. Sorry about Tiffany son.
by Whatzupbudnotsowiser June 05, 2018
"She's not a thirsty bitch, she's a Dehydrated Whore!"
by Destroyer D 69 December 19, 2024