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A California Corn Dog that takes place whilst the woman is on her period.
Person 1: "I wasn't expecting Lucy to add ketchup to my California Corn Dog"
Person 2: "Well, I'd take a California Corn Dog with Ketchup any day over one with mustard!"
by Chef Boyardoofus January 23, 2018
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Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high
The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.
by NubQueen November 25, 2020
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New York Dirty Dog

In order to perform the New York Dirty Dog, one must be a cisgender male, heterosexual, and incredibly, incredibly courageous. If so, even then they must brace themselves for what is to come. To begin, you must travel to Times Square, New York. There you will find dozens of homeless people who are in need of money. Find one that is an uncircumcised male, and tell him you will give him 10,000 if you can suck his dick. He is NOT allowed to shower or clean himself in anyway beforehand. If he agrees, you must stay true to your word.
Joey dared me to give someone a New York Dirty Dog, and he’ll pay me 50K. It’s a 40K profit, totally worth it.
by Eggstra Stinky January 3, 2021
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Hot dog on a stick hat

Those whack hats you see people wear at Hot Dog on a stick. You will usually see these hats at the mall because Hot dog on a stick is most commonly at the mall.
Marco: Did you see Alex at the mall the other day?
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.
by Kid_Salami February 25, 2021
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Dirty Water Hot Dog

After a woman squirts on a man’s penis during sexual intercourse, he pulls out of her vagina and begins anal sex.
Allen says to Liane, “How was that dirty water hot dog last night?” Liane replies, “It was more delicious than the real thing in NYC.”
by Black Squirtle May 9, 2023
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Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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At least I have a dog

A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day
Fuck you, kill yourself
"At least I have a Dog"
by Some random 11 year old January 10, 2023
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