Friends

Something that doesn't exist.
They are just mass Hallucinations.

for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!

by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020

Ashborn friend

an online friend

He found a new ashborn friend, He's playing with his ashborn friends

by wglw October 6, 2025

Gen Friend

An intergenerational friend.

My parents decided to stop parenting me and started to treat me as a gen friend instead.

by fractalzen July 16, 2024

Friend

An imaginary character that only exists in books and movies.Similar to other types of people that dont exist(ex.dad,girlfriend,etc).

Person 1:I guess we are best friends.
Person 2:I dont know who you are please leave my house.I have called the police.

by N_o_ _O_n_E April 23, 2019

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024

rick friend

the friend who is smart and talks shit because its fun. the rick friend is a hater.

Tenjen: im the rick friend
Krak: no u arent fag
Tenjen: ok

by unclelillion June 8, 2024

gay best friend

it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her

"I'm in love with this girl but I think I'm just her gay best friend"

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022