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penis

the weird thing that dangles between your legs
black penises are usually smaller
OMG BABY YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG, PUT IT IN ME DADDY!!
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Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long
Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long
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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Penis

Its part of the human male body,nothing else to do with it then pee right?
Hey im peeing can u stop looking at my 13 inch penis?
by XxrobloxiscoolxX March 31, 2022
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Blarps penis

Blarps penis
Blarps penis
by JM99 Official October 4, 2023
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Penis

A penis is a cum ridden cock which loves pussy.
by Tiny child November 11, 2020
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Penis Til Dig

"Penis til dig" er en hilsen, men også en velsignelse.
Penis til dig, Bo.

-Tak og i lige måde:)

Penis til jer gutter.

Vi ses og penis til jer.
by Timofu Senpai November 6, 2020
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