jack podbury

a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.

Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite

by jack podbury August 21, 2021

Jacks lemon

The finest of loud pack born to make you horny and give you the best time of your life

Jacks lemons rules the world

by Jlemz January 08, 2024

jacking her pussy out

When you stick a car jack up your girl's vagina to stretch it out.

Last night, I was jacking her pussy out so much that I could fit a whole watermelon up there.

by XXX_SWAGMASTER2000_XXX February 27, 2018

Not Jacking That

I’m not buying it. Not going for it

Doug said Mike won a million dollars last night playing lottery. Man he still lives with his mother I’m not Jacking that

by Dreamer of Yah October 05, 2021

Jacked around

to not be productive

My friend and I are having to study this weekend because we just jacked around the whole week.

by Boxler3 December 16, 2017

Jack perks

A Ginger kid that is purely disrespectful and thinks he’s hard and goes by perksy plays and has a giant hole in his chest

Your a jack perks

by The flour bomber September 23, 2021

Jacking Your Stack

a simple expression to say your are, of course, masturbating.

"Are y-you Jacking Your Stack?"

by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023