Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 16, 2021

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 24, 2023

Like nothing on earth

extremely peculiar.

The alien landscape stretched before them, its jagged, rainbow-hued rock formations like nothing on Earth.

by Arminkshipper July 04, 2024

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

by YourStepSister April 03, 2020

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

Sick like TO

puking so hard that your eyes pop out

"Man I was so hungover this morning I was Sick Like TO"

by UrbanUser0000001 October 28, 2011

drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.

I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

by birthdayboiking May 27, 2021