Friend

A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))

Hannah- yea you know my friend

Jake- yea the bitch who stabbed you in the back with that knife

by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018

Best friend

A best friend is a person you fuck.

John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend

by Josval2 December 18, 2019

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

Friend

Somthing that you don't have

Bob:why do i not have friend
Tom:Fuck you

by Anime girl wallpaper Phone November 27, 2018

Friend

Someone who isn't Ace.

Ace wishes he had friends.

by 666weedsunflower November 10, 2018

Friend

A friend is typically defined as a person whom one knows, likes, and trusts. Friendship involves a mutual affection and a sense of camaraderie between individuals. Friends often share common interests, provide emotional support, and enjoy spending time together. True friendship is characterized by loyalty, understanding, and a willingness to help and stand by each other in both good and challenging times. Friendships can develop in various contexts, such as school, work, community, or through shared hobbies and interests. The nature and depth of friendships can vary, but they generally involve a genuine connection and a sense of companionship.

Samantha has been my friend since kindergarten, and we've shared countless memories, laughter, and support throughout the years.

by matei1 December 20, 2023

Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.

Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream

by Hellotherefriend November 8, 2020