fake friends

people who aren’t your real friends and don’t deserve your friendship

“Ugh y’all are such fake friends”
“...hehe”

by ddlovatolover13 February 6, 2019

best friend

the person you hate most and compete against; someone who you enjoy bullying and harrassing (may include acts such as pushing and punching)

I punched Matthew when I saw him around the halls because he is my best friend

by nseisienndkskex April 21, 2022

Zone Friending

The act of creating a friendship to ship an old friend with your new one; or to get two new people together.

Growing close to someone in an attempt to get them to interact with a friend.

1. Damn, John was zone friending both Jawn and Jella? He tryna be cupid or something?

2. Oh shit, Anjella was definitely zone friending me for Gohn. I barely know the guy tho!

by imbesmerser December 28, 2023

Friends

Friends are people who like each other's company and they talk to each other about their lives. There doesn't have to be a want for a relationship for two people to be friends.

"I met a guy and we've been talking! We're good friends."

by Teatay December 27, 2018

Friend

Something i dont have.

I really need friends.

by hahafunnybroski July 17, 2022

A Friend of the Enemy

Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.

We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.

Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.

by PunkyPewster March 31, 2021

Friend

Friend means a person you love, trust and respect. A friend is where you have fun with them no matter the distance, a friend is not just a friend. A friend is a lover.

Dave: yo bro did you see dream's tweet?
Me: the one where he said he's friends with georgenotfound?
Dave: Yeah but I'm not sure they're "friends"
Me: I agree

by thisisajokedonttakeitsrs/j February 10, 2022