by sxphia March 25, 2021
Get the chunky monkeymug. A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024
Get the stupid nigger monkey faggotmug. A female has her vagina warmed up by use of a cigarette lighter and then a male performs cunnilingus on the heated vagina.
by Puppy Knuckles January 7, 2021
Get the Dart Monkeymug. "ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
Get the ginger monkeymug. "Just had my toenails painted to match my fingernails!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
"OMG! So pretty. I want a monkey manicure too!"
by lukeyblunt September 30, 2013
Get the Monkey Manicuremug. When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022
Get the Monkey Tugmug. There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
Get the immortal monkeymug.