My Friends

Something i dont have

“Sits in Room alone” oh wait My Friends are non-existent

by Cocoa Mustache April 07, 2022

hate fuck your ex-friend day

on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.

Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??

by PaperMT November 27, 2022

Bunning friends

Friends that you only spend time with to bun together (smoke cannabis) because smoking can be a social activity, but you don't interact in other situations and your conversations revolve around nothing but drugs.

After I got sober, I realised most of my circle were just bunning friends and not real ones

by 345rtg3dd July 23, 2021

National show your friend a tit day

If you show your friend you will get new friends

Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day

by TTVDrizzy September 14, 2022

Pants-Off Friend

A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship

Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.

by bachelorlife June 13, 2017

urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!

by jeauseph July 21, 2024

Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
“Lol”

by OmegaEagle March 31, 2023