Person 1: You good man? It looks like you are about to puke.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.
Person 2: No, I might have to make friends with the drain soon.
by An actual South Carolinian February 13, 2020

A paperback schoolbook used in Vietnamese primary schools that is a very useful tool for teaching English. The content itself is fairly useless but when the students misbehave in class, you can roll up a copy and hit them with it.
If you call me a bidet one more time I will beat you with this copy of Family and Friends.
Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.
Ngoc is my enforcer. When someone misbehaves I give her the nod and she puts the misbehaving student in check with a rolled up copy of Family and Friends. As you can see, I have great classroom management skills.
by anonymous March 28, 2023

Post-Friends depression Is a serious illness caused by ending The best TV show Of all time Friends TV show. People suffering from this are feeling empty, like there’s No more happines in The World. It’s really hard to cure, some say it’s impossible. Patiens are usually caught re-watching The show or looking for extra stuff like interviews with The actors. Doctors are still trying to find a cure that would work 100% but there isn’t much Hope.
A: ,,Did you See Sophie somewhere? I didin’t See her for days!”
B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”
A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”
A: ,,I just started 10th...”
B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
B: ,,Oh, she’s suffering from Post-Friends Depression so she’s staying home for a few days...”
A: ,,My friends had The same thing, Post-show depression! And I’m worried that I might get it too, soon...”
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B: ,,Ow No! Which season you’re on?”
A: ,,I just started 10th...”
B: ,,It was nice knowing you...”
by Kusia1305 March 11, 2019

A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.
The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!
by Canadiankidff15 September 20, 2021

A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.
by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023

losing a friend is like losing a piece of you, its like your heart is being ripped out of you, and you feel lost.
by urlocalginger October 30, 2021
