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Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
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Putting the penis in a sheep's ass

Putting the penis in a sheep's ass is when you go to a dangerous hood dominated by enemy gangs.
I'm going to be putting the penis in a sheep's ass and go to the hood of the enemy gang.
by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024
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PENIS

The thing above your balls wich a man uses to fuck the girls mostly the biggest PENISES belong to alfies
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penis

hehehhehehhhehhehehehehhehe penis hehehehhehehehehehhehehe
penis is a funny word
by sillyshwanksta July 9, 2024
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penis

A pejorative that is used instead of “dick”.

Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.
That guy cut me off! That guy’s a penis!

Will you stop acting like a penis?!
by correlation_lee July 13, 2024
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Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
by Smit17 July 16, 2024
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ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
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