Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

Friend zone

The relationship between Lukas and Kate

Kate: Where is Lukas?
Sissi: Somewhere in the depths of friend zone Tartar where u thrown him after ripping his heart out.

by The one with stars instead bra June 8, 2019

Fake friend

Every friend I've ever had I'm the 18 years I've lived until I met new people in college who I can be myself around

I've finally got real friends and ditched the fake friends

by UltimateDoge November 8, 2022

internet friends

a type of friends that you met on the internet or social medias.

"i met my internet friends on a social media platform"

by replies November 30, 2022

MUNGI FRIENDS

amazing people that are so cute and pretty and deserve the world to mungi we have gabe ana honna and nya there so cool get freinds like them

hey you see mungi friends over there we need to be like that

by mungi™ April 26, 2021

Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.

Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025