black chicken quiz

How your gonna make all your friends gay in an instant

Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy

by verycomplexusername April 17, 2020

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Black Magnet

A "Black Magnet" is similar to a "Chick Magnet" but a "Black Magnet" will only successfully attract the KFC/Basketball/Hard to see at night people.

BRO, Hommie Alex, he's got that Black Magnet Rizz, brother's working with some black magic over here rizzin this Popeyes chicken loving mama up.

by Hot_Pocket October 2, 2023

Black girl

A girl that thinks it’s okay for her to date bad boys, idiots, and jerks. But, don’t want Black men to date women outside her ethnicity out of jealousy, and her selfishness.

Jerry: (talks to White girl).
Samantha: (stares at, and annoys Jerry).
Jerry: you Black girl.

by LinkxPeach April 20, 2022

Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.

I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 1, 2009

black pen

a phrase used to refer to an vape containing marijuana

yo you got a black pen

by yamomstraitgotemlmao January 18, 2023

Selective Black

Describes an individual who engages with Black identity, culture, or community on a conditional basis—supporting aspects that align with their comfort, image, or personal gain while distancing from deeper commitments that require solidarity, sacrifice, or accountability. Often expressed through an “à la carte” mindset, this approach embraces certain expressions of Blackness while neglecting or excluding others—particularly at the intersections of queerness, disability, and marginalized gender identities. It reflects a curated connection to Blackness that prioritizes optics over liberation, and preference over principle.

The everyday use of “Black pride” on social media, while dismissing the struggles of Black LGBTQIA+ folks, revealed a Selective Black mindset—an à la carte approach to identity that prioritizes aesthetics over collective liberation.

by Tamtheeicon June 24, 2025