Black Hole Syndrome

A natural condition or social engineering of an individual's mentality and intellect which does not permit said individual to question why scientists are able to create an artificial black hole in a Large Hadron Collider, yet the automobile manufacturers are unable to market all 2009 models of automobiles with a CAFE standard of 100+ miles per gallon.

Person 1: "Have you seen the 2009 models from Detroit and Tokyo, yet? There are some sick looking rides and they've increased the fuel efficiency."

Person 2: "Yeah. They've barely increased the efficiency."

Person 1: "Every little bit helps and you can't expect them to be able to make great leaps and bounds in technology overnight. These things take time to engineer and develop."

Person 2: "They had prototypes that got over 100 miles per gallon in the year 1950. Wake up, dude. You have Black Hole Syndrome."

by Alpha Aquarius January 19, 2009

Las Olas Syndrome

Las Olas Syndrome is a fatal disease which effects people whom eat at an eatery by the name of Las Olas (translated to "the waves" in spanish). This syndrome is extremely fatal and can cause, obsession, turrets, Elephantiasis disease, Pica disease, Alice in Wonderland syndrome, and in some cases, extremely painful diarrhea....if you dont know what those words are...please educate your self about these dangerous symtoms. If you start noticing these symptoms contact someone who would still talk to you after eating at Las Olas. (which is no one) so ya...your screwed...

You: OMG DUDE...I THINK I HAVE LAS OLAS SYNDROME!!!
Me: eyyyy naa ha ahh dont even toooouuchhh meeee (with a black person accent)

by Cookiemonster33 June 18, 2011

Special Snowflake Syndrome

A severe form of autism indicative of someone who not only is willfully disconnected from reality, but is so disconnected that they believe the exact opposite of what reality entails.

To see an example of a sufferer of Special Snowflake Syndrome, view any definition written by Lascau* Othell* on this site (the x and o were omitted for site rules). If you don't immediately see how cancerous and opposed to reality they are, you probably suffer from this disorder as well

Lascau* Othell* is the poster child for Special Snowflake Syndrome. He has constructed a bizarre new universe that is the polar opposite of how things are and he genuinely believes his asinine bullshit is the truth

by nibris June 18, 2017

Beef curry syndrome

When you have the shits and it looks like a beef curry

Fuck it dude i aint cummin out..i have beef curry syndrome

by Spunky mcmonkey January 30, 2008

Mighty Mouse Syndrome

Someone who thinks they are like the cartoon character, Mighty Mouse..."here I am to save the day!" A coward who suddenly finds the 'courage' to tell everyone how he would have been the hero in a situation.

i.e. Mark Wahlberg claimed that he would've been able to single-handedly over-power the 9/11 terrorists and prevent a plane from crashing. Mark has 'Mighty Mouse Syndrome'.

by Lehitraot March 17, 2012

Chicken Run Syndrome

A genetic abnormality affecting a large number of women in modernized nations. Mainly features a large and overweight midsection/upper thighs while the remainder of the physique is still fit in nature.

Not a lot can be done to rectify this and it is a shame when an otherwise hot girl has been afflicted.

Refer to the movie chicken run for visual examples.

"Check out that girl, she'd be hot if she didn't have chicken run syndrome"

by Bateman23 April 18, 2010

mathew mele syndrome

when ur dick is so inverted it touches your brain and kills u

we are gathered here toda because of matts death.
He died from the mathew mele syndrome

by scotty little boy February 27, 2009