A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.
Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."
by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021
Get the Bag of chocolatemug. A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018
Get the felony bagmug. The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum
by waynestayne September 4, 2016
Get the bag jammug. by LilDurk.com July 7, 2022
Get the in my bagmug. by Foxygirl71 May 20, 2019
Get the trashtic bagsmug. Some one who is actin like a hoe and doesn't shut there mouth spilled a super TOP secret info and now that info is being spread like peanut butter all over toast.
by SwishieSwish November 1, 2021
Get the Who let the cat outta da BAGmug. Where do you want to eat?
John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.
John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.
by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018
Get the John in the Bagmug.