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penis

the weird thing that dangles between your legs
black penises are usually smaller
OMG BABY YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG, PUT IT IN ME DADDY!!
by qhcufwe8uqcrj\ January 17, 2023
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Peni

2 or more penis.
Wow! All these men have huge peni!!

That's way to many peni for me!
by Mini.W October 9, 2017
mugGet the Penimug.

Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Penis Til Dig

"Penis til dig" er en hilsen, men også en velsignelse.
Penis til dig, Bo.

-Tak og i lige måde:)

Penis til jer gutter.

Vi ses og penis til jer.
by Timofu Senpai November 6, 2020
mugGet the Penis Til Digmug.

Peni

The plural word for “penis
Dude I was in the locker room and there were so many peni!
by Mixed girl December 14, 2019
mugGet the Penimug.

Penis

A word that shall forever be funny to the male gender. Hehehehe penis.
*in class*
“Hey Thomas”
“What??”
“Penis”
*both laugh*
*gets sent to the principles office*
by It’s meme time March 14, 2022
mugGet the Penismug.

penis

penis
penis
by stephanie (i’m from bc) November 16, 2020
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