Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

Friends

A thing a need

I don't have any friends

by Lxv_ July 19, 2021

Friend Zone

Sean Murphy

Bro did you hear I got Sean Murphy’d last night, total friend zoned

by Jpulli32 October 11, 2019

Breanna (friend)

Truely a great friend. She will always try her best to keep a smile. She has had her fair share of problems but will keep her smile. She is beautifull in her own way. She might think that anyone likes/loves her but there will always be one person. If there is a Breanna in you're life then be happy, she's a very special person.

Breanna (friend): She is a very special person!

by The ultimate potato January 1, 2019

Going to help a friend

Codename for: doing the nasty

Kid: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I’m going to help a friend.

by SirPeePee6969 August 27, 2020