Friend

Somebody with similar alliances and adversaries; or somebody that connects you to your alliances or adversaries.

This is my "friend".

by 0HelloolleH2018 October 21, 2018

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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.

"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."

by stupidmachine June 8, 2020

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Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

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Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

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National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

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