An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
Get the Inverted Tea Bagmug. by okayletsgototheleanstore June 17, 2022
Get the whore bag thootermug. 
The act of placing ones naked testicles and rectum directly onto another persons face while draping a flaccid penis on top of the persons head.
by Scraps24 September 13, 2016
Get the Tennessee T-bagmug. Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
Get the Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bagmug. A way to say "Hi" to your friend.
A way to catch somebody's attention
The best thing to yell at people, or crowd of people while riding shotgun in a car.
A way to catch somebody's attention
The best thing to yell at people, or crowd of people while riding shotgun in a car.
1. YOU: "Yo Bag! How have you been"
ME: "I've been good, yah' bag."
2. "Yo bag, can you call my phone? I think the couch ate it"
"Dude, why do you always lose your phone?"
3. "YO BAG!"
ME: "I've been good, yah' bag."
2. "Yo bag, can you call my phone? I think the couch ate it"
"Dude, why do you always lose your phone?"
3. "YO BAG!"
by youknowwhobwall October 21, 2012
Get the Yo Bagmug. Nathan, Just put the Chicken in the bag. This can be used as a comedic joke especially to people of certain races specifically Nathan
by BBLDRIZZY1 August 8, 2024
Get the Just put the Chicken in the bagmug.