French Chameleon

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull your cock out and it looks green and brown as if a chameleon is disguising itself in her ass

Yeah she gave me the best French Chameleon I've ever had

by Crazy hippy monkey balls April 24, 2017

A French Nub

A French nub is a person commonly referred to as Jules and is French. The definition states that they cannot eat baguettes not cheese

Jules cannot eat cheese or baguettes so therefore he is a French Nub

by Saucybagel64 May 3, 2022

Dirty French

After going ass to mouth and nutting in their mouth you French Kiss them.

Dude, you Dirty French-ed that stripper.

by LordDarthmare December 5, 2020

french cleat

A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.

I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.

by Bobcharley January 6, 2020

french sailboat

When two or more males ejaculate into a fleshlight one after another. The fleshlight is not emptied before passing to next participant.

Hey Rich, this 6 pack of Smirnoff ice would go great with a French Sailboat tonight.

by Wad3th February 6, 2018

French novelist

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.

"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."

by TheBlank89 April 12, 2016