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An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer
by miamibabi October 14, 2025
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Ultimate Dick Annihilator

A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.
“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”
by Stop That Rn January 16, 2021
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Ultimate Dispossession

Def 1. Loss of life coupled with a total loss or surrender of property.

Def 2. Same as above with an understanding that from certain perspectives, the lost or surrendered "property" includes our human bodies.
1. Last evening my grandfather experienced the ultimate dispossession, death.

2. When he died and was composted, my grandfather gave up all his earthly possessions including his body. His spirit, or soul if you like, lives on with his progeny.
by Newburyport Lawyer October 20, 2023
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Ultimate Alpha

Someone who goes to MeekDonnel with his friends at 3am.
lesgo meekdonnel for ultimate alpha status, jamooi
by Jamooi April 9, 2019
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ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
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Ultimate Staff

Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

Ultimate Staff
by willdb May 15, 2010
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