by kornball May 14, 2025
Get the ultimate stretchmug. When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024
Get the Ultimate Crunch wrap suprememug. When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)
by rumer grove February 10, 2024
Get the Ultimate blinkermug. Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015
Get the ultimate dodgeballmug. Most of kings high school lead by the head clown miss tedd and her gang gang dropping their clown licenses wherever they go
by Dont_be_a_clown October 30, 2019
Get the Ultimate Clownmug. by kaylaxkitten July 17, 2022
Get the Ultimate Grouchmug. its where your high off weed, drunk, drank a 5 hour energy or 2 redbulls and you get really nic'd all at the same time
by 999antz999 March 3, 2021
Get the ultimate crossmug.