still a better love story than twilight

When connections between two objects, an individual or an object, or even two individuals are paired. And regardless of the lack of romance, it presents a better love story than the story from Twilight. Objects could be toothpaste and toothbrush, car and person, toilet paper and shit, dustpan and brush...and many more

Ex 1
-Look at John and how he obsessed he is with his car..
-So, it is still a better love story than twilight
Ex 2
-You paid a prostitute to have sex with you?
-still a better love story than twilight

still a better love story than twilight by donthate123 April 27, 2014

Harry Potter vs. Twilight 

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

Harry Potter vs. Twilight by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015

Dusty Twilight 

When a woman puts baby powder or glitter in her vagina and queefs in a mans face.

"I was fucking Kim last night and she gave me a Dusty Twilight"

Dusty Twilight by ;ljasdlfkjasd;lkfjkdfusdjfsdlk January 3, 2012

Trump’s twilight years 

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.

With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.

Trump’s twilight years by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

The Twilight Series 

A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.

Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.

Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.

The Twilight Series by haha irdk November 11, 2020

My Life is Twilight 

A website intended for dumb fangirls that has evolved into a place where Harry Potter fans can go to have a good laugh.

Twilight fan: I just posted a story on My Life Is Twilight!

HP Fan: What did it say?

Twilight fan: That I just realized my hair is brown, just like Bella's!!! MLISoooooooT

HP Fan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're a dumbass.

My Life is Twilight by MrsSchlongbottom January 24, 2011

stardoll- twilight club 

A club where almost everybdy has seen almost everybody. You (non-noobling) can join yesterday and be remembered a week from now. Usually someone always posts on your topic, but even "populars" can be ignored some-times.

The people you must definitely meet are: Allie, Risse (or Cherry), Endive, Batman, Jessie, Taco, Amy, Liv, Charlotte, Summer, Georgia, Banana, Ella, Britt, Chanelle, and Grace.

TC Anthem:
"Vicky- The TC song" -on YouTube
The occasional n00b and OC invader drops in. Sometimesd we flee to Allie's back up club "Tcers", TC (twilight club) is almost always dead on mornings. If you do decide to join, don't be stereotipical about some of the "scene" dolls, spell horribly or try to "fit in". Sometimes I just hate these people, but I luff them 99.99% of the time.

Lynnzzy is never in her own club for whatever reason (Maybe she has a life othe and will someday kill us all. Just

N00b1: WH0 1S UR F@V0R1T3 TW1L1GHT CH@R@CT3R?

TCer1: What did you just say?

TCer2: I think she meant "What's your favorite twilight character?

TCer1: Most of us don't even like twilight :|

Noob1: WH@T?

stardoll- twilight club

stardoll- twilight club by TC`ers4ever November 13, 2011