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NO TOMATO

Person 1: oh shit, look at dat alligator!

Person 2: dats a crocodile?

Person 1: tomatoe

Person 2: NO TOMATO
by ShovieGroovy September 8, 2021
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Tomato Bhaji

To repeatedly tell the same story when drunk.
When your mate repeatedly tells you the same story over and over again whilst drunk, forgetting he's ever told you in the first place.

"Stop tomato bhajiing Jimmy"
"I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...another 5 minutes later "I don't like onion bhaji's I get tomato bhaji from Morrisons"...pattern continues throughout night until taxi arives to take offender home.
by Darren Webster December 9, 2008
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Tomato Snack

A red jumbly liquid/food that contains goodness and despair and that is usually used for eating or throwing.
"I'm hungry. I think I'll have a Tomato Snack."
"FOOD FIGHT!" *Throws a tomato snack*
by The Mad Crazy Hatter March 6, 2011
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tomatoe fest

When a group of people gather around for a meal of tomatoes. Eating intensively and have orgasmic feelings towards it you don't want to stop. The feeling u get when having sex is equal to a tomatoe fest.

Bro do u feel orgasmic
No it's just a tomatoe fest
Orgasmic feelings going in and out of your body leaving the smell of a tomatoe fest
by The love nugget March 2, 2015
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tomato rat

A long drawn out intestinal gas purge.
That guy just cut a tomato rat inside the store.
by TheOldManoftheMT67 February 5, 2024
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Deep Fried Tomato

You like Deep Fried Tomatos?
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by AnWaffleIron May 9, 2018
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Sun Dried Tomato

a beautiful person who has recently participated in many hours of outside activities
WOW, you're a {sun dried tomato} after summer
by LucTheSucc August 6, 2017
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