Absolute Tank

An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.
Nerd : Hey I dare you to fight that guy

Other nerd: Hell no he is an Absolute tank!
by SeggySack May 03, 2022
Get the Absolute Tank mug.

Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”

“My tank has never been so dank
by The Word Excavator January 16, 2020
Get the Dank in the Tank mug.

Ore Tank

by Generalissimo Stalin October 04, 2020
Get the Ore Tank mug.

tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.
Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.
by Kurt28 February 22, 2017
Get the tank porn mug.

Syphoning the Tank

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.
Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
Get the Syphoning the Tank mug.

Ty the Tank

Principal at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. He is definitely MSD Strong, and is positive, passionate, and very proud to be an eagle ! Overall badass of a guy🦅
Person 1: Yo who’s this he’s so cool!
Person 2: Thats Ty the Tank for you homie
by Savior Z November 11, 2018
Get the Ty the Tank mug.

Tank Run

A method of mental torture provided by the video game Left 4 Dead 2; by playing the Mutation "Tank Run" alongside a No Incapacitation mod on Expert difficulty.
Nondescript Being 1: Anyways you guys wanna play Tank Run?
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...
by BorpoTheWizard January 23, 2023
Get the Tank Run mug.