A hot tub steamer is when you take a ninja poop in a hot tub without someone knowing it, and then make up an excuse to leave. Preferably a nice, solid duce. Also, it helps when the jets are on to create a bubble shroud to conceal your misdeeds.
I left a very large Hot Tub Steamer in Becky's hot tub at that big party she had Friday night. No one noticed for 10 minutes. Everyone there, including Becky, were suspect.
by Caprica Six June 08, 2021
The act of presenting a wedding proposal in a steam shower, especially when the steam shower is in your parents' Chicago home.
<groom to be> After a bottle of wine and a relaxing evening lounging on the deck, the time was right to propose. I therefore gave her a Chicago Steamer in my parents' house. Naked.
<naked bride to be> Yes! You should have just written it on the glass door, however the work of art I know as your body is just as romantic.
<naked bride to be> Yes! You should have just written it on the glass door, however the work of art I know as your body is just as romantic.
by best_friend_4ever July 16, 2010
Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.
by Etch July 19, 2006
after an italian fellow performs a cleveland steamer on girls chest, he turns around and jacks off on her, releasing his syrup.
i was at barbettes looking to get a classy drink. i asked for an italian syrup steamer off thier menu, and was led to the back room. the sexual act was fun, due to the great acoustic act playing in the background.
by stokesdawgkillah April 30, 2010
Normally known for excreting fecal matter upon another's chest.
Also more popularly known for the Decision of 2010, where Lebron James pulled down his pants and excreted his fecal matter all upon the city of Cleveland (metaphorically speaking), as he turned his back on the city and team which ignored his calls and plights for a stronger cast of players around him after 5 years of waiting. A very controversial issue which the Cavs will never recover from.
Also more popularly known for the Decision of 2010, where Lebron James pulled down his pants and excreted his fecal matter all upon the city of Cleveland (metaphorically speaking), as he turned his back on the city and team which ignored his calls and plights for a stronger cast of players around him after 5 years of waiting. A very controversial issue which the Cavs will never recover from.
Guy1: Did you hear the news about the Cleveland Cavs??
Guy2: Lebron leaving the Cleveland Steamer on the city??
Guy1: Yeah, they will never be able to recover from that one
Girl1: Mike just gave me the Cleveland Steamer
Girl2: Eww you let him poop on you??
Girl1: No, he turned his back on me after 5 long years of dating, maybe i shouldn't have kept ignoring him.....
Girl2: Oh kind of like the cleveland cavs and lebron james thing?
Girl1: totally like that
Guy2: Lebron leaving the Cleveland Steamer on the city??
Guy1: Yeah, they will never be able to recover from that one
Girl1: Mike just gave me the Cleveland Steamer
Girl2: Eww you let him poop on you??
Girl1: No, he turned his back on me after 5 long years of dating, maybe i shouldn't have kept ignoring him.....
Girl2: Oh kind of like the cleveland cavs and lebron james thing?
Girl1: totally like that
by LBJ6 Lover July 21, 2010
The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.
Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer
by Colorado elk camp November 03, 2019
During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.
John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."
by Ol' Frenchy January 01, 2010