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spit shined

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new
"She has a Spit shined Rolex"
by Dean's bottom bitch April 1, 2016
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Spit hand

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.
Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
by Spit hand February 9, 2015
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Bungee Spit

The act of holding someone down and dropping a spit towards their face but pulling it back at the last moment like a Bungee Jump.
She had a look of terror when I dangled the Bungee Spit.
by DCos December 31, 2008
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Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
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Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011
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Peanut Spit

(Verb): used to reference a state of confusion.
Chandler said that after that test, his mind was peanut spit.
by ErnestLyons73 September 5, 2022
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chuck on the spit

To get fucked from 2 sides (front and rear) at the same time
Do you practice chuck on the spit with your friends?
by Piteryo November 27, 2017
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