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Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus
by Plaanz August 25, 2021
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Doctors and Engineers

Doctors and engineers is a euphemism for immigrants that commit crime and cause problems. It was coined by Polish MEP Dominik Tarczyński when criticizing the EU's immigration policy.
Dominik: We don't need your doctors and engineers.
by Zipdox October 27, 2024
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Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!
Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Doctor Pussycat

the cat doctor with huge tits from the adult cartoon PeePooDo
by dumb jsjsj August 18, 2023
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doctor dc podcast

Two hosts that are the characters in letterkenny that only show up as deleted scenes because they are deemed WAY TO CANADIAN! they read comics, talk comics and desperately wish for a Muscular Women of Comics Sex Dungeon, that show up on their credit cards as “Mini Golf with ball gags” and when their wives question “what this is?” They simply shrug and say “You say Poutine, I say step on my neck til I can’t breathe.”
Listen to the Doctor Dc Podcast! 5 star review
by YoCrowsItsScareBro December 1, 2021
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Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.
Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"
by TRPooper September 4, 2011
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