Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.

"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."

by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018

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deuce processor

To go number 2 in someone's desktop computer. Similar to an upper decker, but much more inappropriate.

The gentleman with the dickeration was not pleased to find some had installed a deuce processor in his machine overnight.

by knasty2 February 3, 2010

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Deuce Dos

When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)

You gotta poop too, well lets do a deuce dos.

by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010

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deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.

I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.

by madworld May 31, 2013

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Tru Deuces

An exclamation of frustration common among League of Legends and growing in popularity with other MOBA game communities. Frequently, it is used when one is unable to find a team to join.
First coined in 2016 by a player searching for and unable to find a team that uses Discord to communicate.

LoL Player: "Hey, do you want to play League?"
Person: "Sorry, I don't play it."
LoL Player: "Tru deuces"
{LoL Player Disconnects}

by MilitantCow August 29, 2016

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