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Sea cricket

A girl who loves going on your boat and will fuck all your friends
This sea cricket fucked my buddy instead of me on my boat
by Daaaa yahht August 18, 2021
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bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.
She’s a real bean cricket ay?!
by Doseofshadi June 27, 2023
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Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.
Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.
by RingGo July 23, 2017
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Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole
Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45
by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022
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cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
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Cricket

Cricket is one of the most popular sports in the world. It is a lot more interesting than other sports like football. The largest cricket league in the world is the IPL (INDIAN PREMIER LEAGUE) and the governing body is the ICC (International Cricket Council). Cricket is extremely popular in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Australia, New. Zealand, West Indies, England, Ireland, South Africa, Zimbabwe and UAE.

Cricket is a bat and ball game. There are 3 formats of the game (Test, One Day, T20). The positions on the field are bowler, keeper, batter, and fielder. Although fielding is the least favourite in youngsters but it is what wins a game.
Cricket is not to be confused with baseball and similar sports. Main Reason: There are no 3 strikes in cricket or 'home run'
Top Cricketers of all time include Ricky Ponting, Don Bradman, Sachin Tendulkar, Michael Vaughan, Brian Lara, Chris Gayle, and Imran Khan
Top cricketers of today include, Babar Azam, Virat Kohli, Jasprit Bumrah, Mohammed Rizwan, Rishabh Pant, Patt Cummins, Rohit Sharma, Jos Buttler, Joe Root, Kane Williamson, and Jofra Archer
As of Feb 2022 the biggest rivalry is India-Pakistan and the top teams are (according to the icc) Australia(Test) , New Zealand(ODI), India(T20i). You can find the current one on the icc website
England cricket are not performing as well and have tried to change the rules with THE HUNDRED - a disgrace to cricket.
For more information see the icc page
Who likes football, it is such a terrible sport, instead you could play cricket, one of the best games in the world
by CRICKET4LIFE March 3, 2022
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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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