Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018
Get the crotch cricketmug. by YungChap July 23, 2025
Get the Cock Cricketmug. by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024
Get the Cricketmug. A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.
Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.
by George Smith Carmen March 3, 2008
Get the The Cricketmug. Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.
He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.
by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017
Get the cricket kingmug. Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )
"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"
"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"
"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"
by CricBadger July 28, 2016
Get the cricketers tanmug. my girlfriend janiya
by ho3sluvvcurtcurt November 23, 2023
Get the Milk cricketmug.