Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.
Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."
by carterUD November 20, 2021
"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"
by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 23, 2015
by kardongays May 03, 2021
Someone who has to google definitions of words to determine if they are being insulted. Chances are you’re being insulted...just saying.
by Chill28 October 28, 2020
The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.
What the hand can't, the can can.
by Dr. E.D. April 04, 2022
After we both stumbled back to my place, I was canning yams all night!
Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!
This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!
Met this girl on Tinder and canned some yams the other day. That pussy was so fuckin' good!
This chick wants me so bad, I might can her yams later!
by CanningYams215 July 18, 2018
A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.
Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!
by jasonmaples1 January 04, 2012