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Iron Butt

The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.

The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”

“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
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Cauliflower butt

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
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butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm
by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016
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butt dude

a man who is fascinated with other men butts. Commonly used to describe men who constantly look at dude butts.
Yo, butt dude, what are you staring at?
You are such a butt dude!
by wordwizard999 November 14, 2010
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sewer butt

The term used when you have excessive gas and/or bowel movements that smells like raw sewage.
Man I have such a sewer butt I can't stop farting and shiting!!!
Guy 1 : damn you stink!!!
Guy 2 : sorry I have a bad case of the sewer butt!!!
by T.Pruitt January 15, 2015
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Bonus Butt

When the fatty tissue of an individual's lower back is pressed together by the waste belt of their trousers, giving the appearance of an abnormally long anal cleft, or "Bonus Butt".

The phenomenon is frequently observed when an overweight individual leans forward while wearing a short T'shirt. Bonus Butt sightings are often reported at Ikea and other discount furniture stores, where the obese can be seen plopping and rolling around on various furniture items.
"Gross. I just got an eye full of Tammy's Bonus Butt."

"Don't bother. Nothing in there but boomachs and Bonus Butts"

"That is a tasty Bonus Butt. Yum yum yum."
by Dalton_Road_House October 11, 2012
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Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
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