Sandy Vag Syndrome

A condition which results in constant irritability. The most common symptoms of this disease include a predisposition towards being easily offended, hurt, with an affinity for holding grudges, and general discomfort for the sufferer and everyone within earshot
Amer is so easily offended, that dude has a serious case of Sandy Vag Syndrome.
by HeyZeusChristo September 24, 2014
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vag-stag

( vāj - stağ) noun, verb, adjective. The act of completely "poning" or "destroying" an adversary to the point that they look soft and slow; Something that is really awesome for one party, but usually bad for another.
John: what the hell! Did you see that car explode?!

Alex: Yea dude, that was totally vag-stag!

Or

Paul: nice kill dude, you're totally frying these kids!

Davis: yea dude, it's total vag-stag.
by ďř.mxp¥ January 17, 2011
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Vag Piece

A part of a bong in which the slide piece, stem, or bowl is inserted.
James got high and dropped my slide piece the other day, now I must find a new one which fits in my vag piece.

Mike's dick is so small, it can fit in my vag piece.
by I Was Drunk At 4 November 03, 2008
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Stinky Vag Syndrome

Also known as SVS or RV (Rebecca Vagina), Stinky Vag Syndrome is a condition in which a woman's Vagina smells horrid. When a sufferer of SVS has sex that entire room is cleared out, and left with a lingering stink that no man could handle.
"Dude don't go after her."
"Dude she doesn't have Stinky Vag Syndrome."
"It's worse, she has RV."
"Shit!"
by HOLDMAHDICK March 16, 2012
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Pork Some Vag

Slang for having sex for the first time or after a particularly long period of time...
Person 1: "So Johnny's finally got a girlfriend!"
Person 2: "Yeah he's definitely gonna pork some vag!"
by WAWAZAZA69 May 15, 2018
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black witch vag

a crazy bitch who loves to hit on guys, even thought she has a boyfriend. this girl will make her interest in said guy obvious by constant facebook postings on his wall, status updates, picture albums solely dedicated to him, etc. the black witch vag is known for her crippling effects on male genitalia, leading many other women to be disgusted by the man once he has been involved with the crazy black witch vag.
guy 1 : "did you see sara last night?"
guy 2 : "yeah, i heard her and her black witch vag were trying to bang some guy last night...doesnt she have a boyfriend?"
by CJ K February 01, 2011
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Lag between the vag

The time period between two relationships. Also used as time between two times having sex. (AKA time between the ladies)
Dude 1: Dude, i found this kick ass girl for you, and she's a hottie too!
Dude 2: Man, i just broke with (ladies name) i could use some lag between the vag. So no thank you.
by Goalkeeper October 27, 2009
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