Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take

That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.

by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011

spit shined

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new

"She has a Spit shined Rolex"

by Dean's bottom bitch April 1, 2016

Spit hand

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.

Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.

by Spit hand February 9, 2015

Bungee Spit

The act of holding someone down and dropping a spit towards their face but pulling it back at the last moment like a Bungee Jump.

She had a look of terror when I dangled the Bungee Spit.

by DCos December 31, 2008

Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

Spit singing

Also known as beat boxing

Spit singing is when you sing by spitting.

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 22, 2020

spitting on the chicken

Moistening the genitalia

The couple was engaged in foreplay, when one of them suggested they lubricate their genitalia by " spitting on the chicken".

by Bpsycho46 February 24, 2018