Blargle Shark

Blargle in this sense is pretty much a synonym for bullshit. The Blargle Shark is the source of all bullshit. Also used as a phrase to call BS.
"Dude, I just saw a UFO!"

"Blargle Shark, dude. There's no such thing."
by Bowoneshi May 15, 2010
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Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.
by papa_eos August 04, 2012
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shark life

6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife
by surewhynotagaintwice October 11, 2020
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Shark man

a big fish with legs, sharp teeth and that has many different salty variations.

Some sharks are known to of grown legs and joined schools under the name of fish parts. for example a most common used shark name is Fin. These shark men are normally very salty and fishy. They also normally have weird last names
That guy looks salty maybe hes a shark man?
by social studies of aquatic myth September 07, 2017
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Dank Shark

A Very Cool Shark That Smokes Weed And Does Other Drugs Aswell.
Dank Sharks Are Usually Very Large.
There Have Only Been A Few Small Dank Sharks.
Oh look thats a Dank Shark.
That Dank Shark is so cool!
by The Most True Person January 20, 2019
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Shark Ass

When it seems like a person doesn't have a booty but, when they wear little to no clothes they have a booty.
It sneaks up like a shark.
Erika has a shark ass and maybe her
by CreamcheeseDaddy February 23, 2020
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Placenta Shark

anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.

or:
A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"

"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"


by Yvonne ginger August 28, 2008
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