vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos
My friend was eaten by a vampire potato
by Hajajan January 02, 2016
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potato-phobia

A term wich means fear of potatoes, which is most likely caused by the Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun manga, which is a very triggering comedy angst manga. The phobia is recognized to have started at the 18th of January 2021. People with this phobia will start stabbing any potatoes at sight, cry, and may possibly start manifesting the word ‘curry’ . These people might also have clinical depression.
“It seems as if that person is infected by potato-phobia.”

Ah really? Must be having a hard time.”
by Mitsumom January 20, 2021
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potato dog

slang for pug.
HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!
by some white millenial November 29, 2017
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vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.
Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.
by The Zaisian May 14, 2015
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Dumb Potato

No you're not
"I'm the definition of a dumb potato"

*makes a definition on urban dictionary just to use as a reply in a text*
by William "beau" turner May 05, 2017
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Dropping Potatoes

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018
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