Usually a tall person who only talks about Russia. On special occasions, this person will celebrate the birth of The Soviet Union. This person also despises fortnite yet they are probably playing right now.
by michael467483949032 May 5, 2018

by Kitkatsnickers June 26, 2018

Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.
by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019

A short weak sad Pearson who plays fortnite way too much, so much in fact that it’s unhealthy. Also a name to call someone when you are mad at them.
by KyLyn It August 5, 2018
