noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
Get the kink-cockmug. A person who is fond of or attracted to cute, silly, and kinda unintelligent guys, in a caretaking or nurturing way
Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
Pronounced: May-tuh-filia
1. Although Nina is incredibly intelligent, she finds herself drawn to guys who are a little more carefree and goofy, and she loves taking on the nurturing role in their relationships—definitely a Materphilia trait.
2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.
Materphilia/Mommy kink
2. Jessica has a soft spot for her boyfriend, always doting on him and taking care of him in the most nurturing ways; it's clear she has a bit of a Materphilia tendency, loving his goofy, innocent nature.
Materphilia/Mommy kink
by cutecumber.1963 February 1, 2025
Get the Materphilia/Mommy kinkmug. Friend: What’s that on Ao3? Do you have a leprosy kink?
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
by caitlynlc March 16, 2021
Get the leprosy kinkmug. by WOZKIE October 19, 2022
Get the PISS KINKmug. P1:oh yea my girl kept kissing me and she kept getting more aggressive while we made out
P2: my guy. Your girl might have a kissing kink
P2: my guy. Your girl might have a kissing kink
by Quinn<33sex May 18, 2024
Get the kissing kinkmug. Liking provoked people to threaten or harshly correct you. Usually accompanied by degradation kink and masochism, not all the time though.
"Yeah, Sarah got SO turned on when I got annoyed at her for getting an easy question wrong, she totes has a Distoharm Kink."
by Chogoyuun December 7, 2022
Get the Distoharm Kinkmug. A kink, is a sexual fetish, however, a stinky kink is a whole different thing. A stinky kink is still a fetish, but only fetishes that have to do with disgusting stuff (fart, poop, eating the dried poop out of ones pubes).
by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021
Get the Stinky Kinksmug.