A man who will go till the end for his cheese he loves himself and most men do not love themselves like jared leaving jareds lonesome and depressed
by Katlynjennerhater69er November 24, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
by CrowningDickhead August 23, 2022
Get the Jared Hillmug. He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.
Jared is a cute guy.
by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)
El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022
Get the Jared (homeless guy)mug. Jared is always the name of a doomsday cult leader. Jared is, contrary to most cult leaders, a snivelling goblin man, who has somehow amassed a large following. He is usually accompanied by 2-3 bodyguards carrying weapons of some kind - in some cases, Jared will needlessly kill one of the bodyguards for some fucking reason.
In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.
In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
Fucking Jared.
by piss boy jr February 19, 2022
Get the Jaredmug. Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
by Christophlak March 30, 2024
Get the Jared's Earsmug. by Pussyeater96 September 10, 2018
Get the Jared Smug.