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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

fat fuck it up

A fat fuck it up is a fat person that fucks up any & everything they touch & eat.

Kiemora: “Jahshawn is really a fat fuck it up”
Trinity: “I know girl he big asf”

by Nirt August 18, 2019

Shut the fuck up

Just do it

Hey bro shut the fuck up

by Gamrpiss May 29, 2020

shut up the fuck up

created by a tiktoker named "benii" used when you're trying to press an opp

shut up the fuck up. do you want me to beat you? open that mouth again imma fuck it. dude we're literally gonna fight right now

by electrons0amu August 25, 2025

Fuck-ups

When your fucking a bitch with the hiccups

Fuck-ups Yo bitch eat a dick til you hiccup

by Tardfard August 19, 2018

shut the fuck up

used derogatorily when someone is talking too much, being annoying of anything along the lines. can be abbreviated as stfu when being concise

“yo bro you tryna go to the mall”
“ayo shut the fuck up”
“damn nga what i do”
“genuinely stfu”

by lightskindemon October 11, 2025