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Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'
"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"
by popscotch May 9, 2010
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Glory Cakes

The most prestigious label one's ass may receive; a title only worthy to those who have a truly glorious ass.
Glory Cakes, black yoga pants, ten o'clock!

Damn, check out the Glory Cakes on that bitch!
by Hookr December 8, 2010
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muscle cake

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.
by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013
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Batty Cake

After a long night of romancing Jeff was finally able to slip his member into Jacks batty cake

Prison is a great way to get your batty cake baked
by HoboJoeSA September 26, 2010
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Pizza Cake

A pizza cake is basically a crepe cake, but instead of crepe, it's pizza
Hey Louie, have you tried pizza cake before? It's so good!
by lowkeyToxicity February 14, 2019
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cake lips

When you frost your pussy lips and let your partner sensual lick it off.
You got them cake lips girl cause it's my birthday!
by Cakelips January 26, 2017
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human cake

A delicious cake made by Filthy Frank, Maxmoefoe and iDubbbzTV. It consists of a compendium of bodily fluids, hair and nails of some of YouTube's greatest creators.

The cake has been used as a wedding cake for Filthy Frank and Maxmoefoe's wedding, though much of it has been vomited out by the people who ate it.
The video in which the cake was made and eaten has sadly been removed off of YouTube, but some heroes are reuploading it so y'all can watch it and make one for your annoying friend's birthday party.
Person 1: Have you ever had a human cake?
Person 2: Yeah, it was great!
by Lil' Hutser September 7, 2020
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