She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.
by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021
Get the Jasmine Teamug. To tea-rangle is to teabag with such force to break the sound barrier and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible and ultimately killing or giving really bad injuries to your opponent and leaving no evidence.
But you need to eat alot before trying this but do not try this at home.
But you need to eat alot before trying this but do not try this at home.
Tea-rangle, him, no way!
by lukazaz June 20, 2011
Get the tea-ranglemug. The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020
Get the Tea Clawedmug. Tea-swizzle man.
by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019
Get the Tea-swizzlemug. Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."
2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."
Suzy: "me to!"
Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 19, 2010
Get the Purple teamug. by TRexguy February 6, 2015
Get the Trouser teamug. A person who is far superior at tea-bagging than the average person. This person may of had a career tea-bagging or just has done it so many times for fun that he has acquired skills to make his performance an art form .
Timmy is such a tea-bagger.
Timmy the tea-bagger tickled Tanya’s nose and shit on her face for fun or as he said he did it for shits and giggles.
Timmy the tea-bagger tickled Tanya’s nose and shit on her face for fun or as he said he did it for shits and giggles.
by Scott McBain August 22, 2006
Get the tea-baggermug.