douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

Den Mother

Someone who takes care of most or all of the housework (cooking, cleaning) for their roommates.

"My roommate's girlfriend doesn't have a job, so we made her be the den mother."

by xxxscenequeenxxx January 23, 2020

mother's ear

the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.

Of course, I can hear you, I have mother's ear. Also see husband's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

mother-shitter

1.substitute for mother-fucker, used by those who love the word shit.
2.refering to the mother of a person that shits.
3.someone that is stupid and ignorant.

1.MOTHERSHITTER!!!!!
2.u are a stupid mother-shitter!!!!!!!!

by Jacob Rice, shitspired by lena February 8, 2004

Mother bird

The act of spitting the jizz from a prior blowjob back into the guys mouth.

After giving oral sex and the male has ejaculated into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the semen into the male's mouth, therefore coining the name Mother Bird.

"Dude, I heard you broke up with Larissa"
"yeah, bro"
"Why?"
"She gave me the fucking mother bird!"

"Dad, why does your breath smell?"
"Your uncle just gave me the mother bird"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by nuudles February 1, 2010

den mother

The leader of the pack in a room full of cougars. The all supreme and mighty being that she is, gets first pick of the room and the other cougars sit back and wait their turn.She may not be the hottest cougar in the room but she lets you know that she means business.

Hey Dan, don't look now but it's Rhonda, We are so lucky to be graced by her presence.....all hail the den mother.

by Danborine March 10, 2008

mother lover

Someone (typically a man) that loves his mom so much that he will have sex with his mom or as a gift on mothers day. A word commonly used for men who bang older women and have a tendency to have sex with any women they meet. Also like to have sex with their friend's moms.

Dude, you are the biggest mother lover i've heard of. Just about gave your mom another baby.

by koolieokitty May 20, 2012